The song definitely is professional and creative. If, after reviewing a few songs, you get a message telling you that there are no suitable songs to review, just stop for a while and come back later. These are things you can describe to fill up the review.
The lyrics are beautiful and tempo and timing of the piece is spot on. However, having said that, the one thing that Slicethepie set up apart is the fact that reviewing music is quite fun.
To find out if it works in your country, you will have to join and see. Overall, the song is distinctive and original, and I think it has strong commercial potential.
Or a girly-girl?